Roll-up Artisan Mugs

"No thanks. I've started rolling my own"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

'Another nice wave.'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Baker

Baker

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

"Kip paints caves."

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Printing Room

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

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Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'

Now at the Farmers' Market

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Fairy.

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

'How many times do I need to remind you, Caldwell, that you need to do something about your attention deficit disorder?!'

Welding - the search for meaning begins.

'Slow down George, I don't like the way that idiot is weaving all over the road.' (A guy on the road weaving a basket).

A deconstructed s'more.

'His rolls are out of this world.'

Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.