
"No thanks. I've started rolling my own"
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"No thanks. I've started rolling my own"
"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."
"Lovely dovetail."
"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."
'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'
"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"
A potter paints a barcode on a pot.
"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."
'Another nice wave.'
"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."
"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."
Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...
Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.
Baker
Baker
"I see you've got a new cheese counter."
Cut out and keep your own Pianist.
"Kip paints caves."
"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."
Printing Room
Artisanal Everything, Inc,
'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'
'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?
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Corned Turtle on a Kaiser
'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'
Now at the Farmers' Market
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Fairy.
I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.
'How many times do I need to remind you, Caldwell, that you need to do something about your attention deficit disorder?!'
Welding - the search for meaning begins.
'Slow down George, I don't like the way that idiot is weaving all over the road.' (A guy on the road weaving a basket).
A deconstructed s'more.
'His rolls are out of this world.'
Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.
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