Railroad Romancer Mugs

Run from the hills!

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"A man and his choo-choo."

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

'Oh bloody hell, what's their excuse this time?'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

Literary Type

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

Games on a train.

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

The little infrastructure that couldn't

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

End Of The Line

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

Woman having tea in a train carriage

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'