Railroad Romancer Gifts

Run from the hills!

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

"A man and his choo-choo."

'Oh bloody hell, what's their excuse this time?'

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

Literary Type

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

Games on a train.

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

Woman having tea in a train carriage

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

The little infrastructure that couldn't