Railway Romantics Gifts

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Anorak anoraks'.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

Sushi Train Spotters

Run from the hills!

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

HS2 time bomb...

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

What Holds the Subway Together?

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

'Oh bloody hell, what's their excuse this time?'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'