Railway Romantics Pillows

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Anorak anoraks'.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

Sushi Train Spotters

Run from the hills!

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

HS2 time bomb...

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

L.A. Transfer

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

What Holds the Subway Together?

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

'Oh bloody hell, what's their excuse this time?'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.