Railroad Romantic Gifts

'Railtracks new safety measures are in place'

'This is the last time I ask where the smoking section is.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Wind Tunnel of Love.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Run from the hills!

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

"A man and his choo-choo."

'Oh bloody hell, what's their excuse this time?'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

Woman having tea in a train carriage

Games on a train.

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

The little infrastructure that couldn't

End Of The Line

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

'I understand you're looking for engineers.'

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'