Romantic Rollers Gifts

'You'll love me no matter what? Great! I'm going to marry Justin.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Wind Tunnel of Love.

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Run from the hills!

Mine Shaft of Love.

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"Thanks for walking me home."

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

'I'm willing to do a little romantic role-playing, Greg, but I draw the line at Spock ears.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

Kissing bench with rockers

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

'What's your fish finder say?'

"All my dates have to get her approval."

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

"Ok, so I lied about my aga!"

Tunnel of You'll-Do-For-Now

Tunnel of Doris

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

'Railtracks new safety measures are in place'

'Personal Relationship Counsellor'

'This is the last time I ask where the smoking section is.'

'His rolls are out of this world.'

Tunnel of Long Term Resentment

"I'm really an actor. I'm just doing this until I'm offered the right roll-er."

I really enjoy this little romantic fantasy of ours, "The Lawyer and the Judge." But let

I think it's time we started to see other people. This is so sudden when you consider...we met ten minutes ago.