Romantic Rollers T-Shirts

'You'll love me no matter what? Great! I'm going to marry Justin.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Waterfall of Disappointment

Run from the hills!

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"Thanks for walking me home."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

Kissing bench with rockers

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

'What's your fish finder say?'

"All my dates have to get her approval."

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

Tunnel of You'll-Do-For-Now

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

Tunnel of Doris

'Railtracks new safety measures are in place'

'This is the last time I ask where the smoking section is.'

'His rolls are out of this world.'

Tunnel of Long Term Resentment

'Personal Relationship Counsellor'

"I'm really an actor. I'm just doing this until I'm offered the right roll-er."

I think it's time we started to see other people. This is so sudden when you consider...we met ten minutes ago.