Emotional Rollercoaster Aficionado T-Shirts

"First we were like, 'Noooo,' then we were like 'Yayyy,' now we're like 'Noooo' again."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Now this is a dog park!"

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Roller Coasters

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

The Day Trader

'We're in a hurry.'

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Rollercoaster police chase.

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?