Emotional Rollercoaster Aficionado T-Shirts

"First we were like, 'Noooo,' then we were like 'Yayyy,' now we're like 'Noooo' again."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

"Now this is a dog park!"

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Roller Coasters

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

'We're in a hurry.'

The Day Trader

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Nutcracker Roller Coaster