Emotional Rollercoaster Explorer T-Shirts

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

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"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"That must be the artist over there."

Mood Swings.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'