Emotional Rollercoaster Enthusiast T-Shirts

Members of the New York Stock Exchange

Laughing till you cry

Me and Ian...we've split up. Yes! Thank you God! Oh no, that's awful...

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"Now this is a dog park!"

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

'We're in a hurry.'

The Day Trader

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Roller Coasters

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Real Time vs Emotional Time

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride