Relationship Rollercoaster Rider T-Shirts

"I advise you to take a break from each other, and date other people for a while... So, what are you doing tonight, gorgeous?"

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

"Good morning, here is today's Personal Update..."

hubby, to wife in gun battle: '...do something about your PMS!'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"Still mad?"

"Tunnel of love"

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'We're in a hurry.'

"Oh no! You, again?"

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

'I'm mad as hell, but also very apathetic.'

Bipolar Bear.

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"That escalated and de-escalated quickly.'

'Aaaawww...You're cute when you are wrong.'

Mood Swings.

Stock Market Index Fund and In case of Emergency Manic Depressive Therapy.

Arrivals and Departures

"I tried 'living in the moment' but it was a really, really bad moment."

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

the statue

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

"What accident? I just got divorced!"