Roller Coaster T-Shirts

"And that was with the handbrake on!"

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

End the Winter Blues

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Waterfall of Disappointment

"Now this is a dog park!"

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Face Painting.

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

The Day Trader

Roller Coasters

Stock Hurricane Ride

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

Roller-coaster

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'