Rollercoasters T-Shirts

"Dow Jonesy enough for you?"

The 8.05 to Wall Street.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"You must be at least this thick to go on this ride."

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"All this waiting and it's over in thirty seconds.It's just like our sex life!"

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"See, you were all worried for nothing!"

Scranton the Ride

My emotions: The ride.

"What was the name of this ride, again?"

Pollock, The Ride

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

Ghost Train for vegans...

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

Caution steep grade

Rollercoaster police chase.

Basketball is a rollercoaster ride for insects.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Fun'

'Gracious, it's gone time for my anti-depressant pill!'

'When it starts going down real fast put your arms up!'

Research and Development Thrillride

'I don't think we should ride it. I've heard horror stories of loose items falling from them.'

'Wheeeee!'

"These seats sure are uncomfortable."

"Spoiler alert."

Very Difficult Conversations

End the Winter Blues

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.