Rollercoaster Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Scranton the Ride

'Wheeeee!'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Now this is a dog park!"

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

The Day Trader

Roller Coasters

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

Laughing till you cry

Monster Roller Coaster

Rollercoaster police chase.