Roller Coaster Career Riders T-Shirts

"A signing bonus, a raise, a promotion, a layoff -- you've had an entire career in six months."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

End the Winter Blues

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Now this is a dog park!"

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Roller Coaster of Love

Face Painting.

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Roller Coasters

The Day Trader

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

Roller-coaster

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Monster Roller Coaster

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Rollercoaster police chase.