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"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Giraffe Rollercoaster

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"Now this is a dog park!"

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

The Day Trader

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

Roller Coasters

Rugby Mad.

The interminable!