Career Coaster Fanatic Mugs

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"Now this is a dog park!"

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Roller Coaster of Love

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Roller Coasters

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

The Day Trader

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

Circus. Clown Dept. You realize, of course, you'll have to share the company car.

Rugby Mad.