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Meh, I've been on higher.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Now this is a dog park!"

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Roller Coaster of Love

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

The Day Trader

Roller Coasters

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

Hide and Seek

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Rollercoaster police chase.

Theme Park 'n' Ride

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

Monster Roller Coaster