Coaster Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Now this is a dog park!"

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Roller Coasters

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

The Day Trader

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Monster Roller Coaster

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

Theme Park 'n' Ride

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Hide and Seek

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Rollercoaster police chase.

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."