Life's Rollercoaster Riders T-Shirts

"I tried 'living in the moment' but it was a really, really bad moment."

Very Difficult Conversations

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

End the Winter Blues

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Face Painting.

"Oh no! You, again?"

'We're in a hurry.'

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

Roller-coaster

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

'I'm mad as hell, but also very apathetic.'

Bipolar Bear.

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Mood Swings.

Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere.

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Stock Market Index Fund and In case of Emergency Manic Depressive Therapy.

Arrivals and Departures

the statue

"Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Yee haw! Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Old age. Shoot."