Life's Rollercoaster Admirer T-Shirts

"Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Yee haw! Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Old age. Shoot."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Now this is a dog park!"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

Real Time vs Emotional Time

Monster Roller Coaster

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

Laughing till you cry

Rollercoaster police chase.

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

"What a week!"

At the retirement home for daredevils.

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

Gas price rollercoaster.

Lance, can we go to Six Flags Great Adventure amusement park again next year? Definitely. I'm dying to check out the new "Fiscal Cliff" thrill ride.