Life's Curveballs T-Shirts

Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'My 'harrumphs' are losing their volume.'

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

Pitching Tryouts. Never mind the fastball. They grade on a curve here.

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

Arrivals and Departures

"Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Yee haw! Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Old age. Shoot."

"I tried 'living in the moment' but it was a really, really bad moment."

Center for psychokinetic research.

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

'These shooting sticks are not very comfortable!'

"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"

'Come in Justin, I just finished marking your exam.' - Grade Scale

"I sense a certain ambivalent bounce in your pitches...and it makes me feel vulnerable."

"Motorway of Life Police. I'm afraid your husband met with a very nasty accident in the fast line."

"Give me a chance - I'm only on chapter 2!"

General Dentistry.

Tunnel of Life

"For a fastball pitcher press #1..."

"Your parole office says you're throwing too close to the batters' heads."

I was on a roll and then the backspin kicked in.

'...Franklin realised he'd become bald during his trip home.'

Isn't life ironic

REcalculating...