Life's Curveballs Mugs

Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'My 'harrumphs' are losing their volume.'

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

Arrivals and Departures

Center for psychokinetic research.

"I tried 'living in the moment' but it was a really, really bad moment."

"Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Yee haw! Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Old age. Shoot."

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"

'These shooting sticks are not very comfortable!'

'Come in Justin, I just finished marking your exam.' - Grade Scale

"Motorway of Life Police. I'm afraid your husband met with a very nasty accident in the fast line."

"I sense a certain ambivalent bounce in your pitches...and it makes me feel vulnerable."

"Give me a chance - I'm only on chapter 2!"

General Dentistry.

Tunnel of Life

"Your parole office says you're throwing too close to the batters' heads."

"For a fastball pitcher press #1..."

'...Franklin realised he'd become bald during his trip home.'

REcalculating...

Isn't life ironic

'I've managed to avoid most of life's pitfalls -- what got me was the chuckholes.'