Life Crossroads T-Shirts

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Call me?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

YOLO vs YODO

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Doubt or Certainy

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

'So push has come to shove...'

Women

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

PastFuture.

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'