Life Changes T-Shirts

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

I was on a roll and then the backspin kicked in.

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

"Give me a chance - I'm only on chapter 2!"

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Call me?"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

YOLO vs YODO

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

Missing my hair.

Life and Death

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Doubt or Certainy

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

'So push has come to shove...'

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

Women

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

PastFuture.

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."