Considering Life Changes T-Shirts

'After a few more years of complaining I think I may change my life.'

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Call me?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

YOLO vs YODO

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Missing my hair.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'I can change! I swear!'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

Doubt or Certainy

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

'So push has come to shove...'

Women

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

PastFuture.

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Taylor, I've decided to sack you. I hope this doesn't affect our marriage in any way.

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."

Just Married

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

'I need my lifestyle validated.'