Adjusting To Life Changes T-Shirts

"Now that the kids have grown up, can we talk?"

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'I can change! I swear!'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Doubt or Certainy

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

'So push has come to shove...'

Women

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

PastFuture.

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

Life is change

'Well, excuse me for trying to inject a little culture into my life!'

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

Just Married

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

Lockdown Signpost

'I'm coping.'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Running in please pass

Out of Order.

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'