Navigating Life's Waves T-Shirts

Delta variant brings masks back

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Lighthouse Beam.

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Formula.

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Lockdown Signpost

Ship

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

'It's Mooby Dick'

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere.

"Life"

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

Tourist Crossroad

Wooden ship with a wooden anchor

'Martha, it's me...Please send out the kids to look for me.'

Beware of High Tide

Pirate Medicine and Pirate Carpentry

Dark cloud.

'I perched on Blackbeard's shoulder for three years, then went to work for Long-John Silver...'

Ambulance.

'We're a lifestyle magazine for the terminally ill.'

Highway of life.

I accept that we only go around once. What I hate is the centrifugal force.

Elevators: Up, Down, Options: 'I pushed options once...it was still 'up' or 'down'.'

Way In, Way Out, No Way Out.

Fish out of water

'This is the cloud for those who drowned at sea.'

Has it occurred to you, Rosencrantz, that we are never there? Wherever we are at any given moment is but a rest stop on a journey form where we were to where we are headed. All of existence is in motion. Sometimes I wonder what would happen if some great being would put its finger on existence and bring it to a halt. Even the great finger could not remain there forever, for the finger is always on a journey to somewhere else. I sense this thesis is about to go sideways, Tyrone.

I was on a roll and then the backspin kicked in.