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"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'The good news is we're not laying you off. The bad news is we want you to take a 20-year lunch break without pay.'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

'This doesn't look good.'

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

"I still say we're stretched dangerously thing."

the company is cutting back our team's training budget.'

Person at higher risk from covid.

'My boss said they might be laying off more people next week...what wine goes best with panic?'

Cutbacks, downsizing, layoffs. He didn't know what to think - so didn't.'

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

"Things are looking up..."

'I have the chairman's assurance that the board are 100% behind me.'

"I'm worried about US jobs - especially mine."

Beware of High Tide

"How will you feel when we find the final quark?"

"Look, Baldo! Whatever happens, we need to stick together!"

"Useless lot... every time she finds Mr Right he says she's Mrs Wrong."

'Just don't fire Chapman there. He's good for my moral.'

Dark cloud.

"That's a big if."

'I haven't committed to a man yet. I'm waiting 'til they come out with the new improved version.'

Shopping nightmare

'Enjoy this Christmas as much as you can Perkins - then come to see me before the New Year.'

'I'm in a period of transition right now.'

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