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Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Teenagers!'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

The Lost World: You are Here

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Quantum Psychic

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Yonder

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

Graduate Job Openings

It's more about the journey for me!

"Lab-grown?"

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

"Two heads are better than one, unless they're part of some sort of grizzly experiment."

Travel: Exiting Middle East tours. . .

"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

"The doctor is a little squeamish, so don't mention anything gross."

'I give up. What is it?'

"I don't know what I want to do for my science project. I was thinking of trying to cure something."

'We did have a book about the 'Bermuda triangle', but it mysteriously disappeared.'

"Bobby was caught imposing his values on another student."

Welcome National Society of Skeptics. I don't believe we've met. I don't believe you don't believe we've met.

Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.

"How will you feel when we find the final quark?"

"It's lovely there this time of year, if there isn't a war."

This Way/That Way

"I've come for your exciting research."