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"How will you feel when we find the final quark?"

Big Bang Theory.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

Beyond the known and the unknown.

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Space exploration"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Truth

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Ego Increasing School

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Choice hellhole

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."