Uncertainty Explorer Mugs

"How will you feel when we find the final quark?"

Big Bang Theory.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Slinky Cow World

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

A man looks up at the earth

Beyond the known and the unknown.

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"Space exploration"

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Ego Increasing School

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

Truth

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

Choice hellhole

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."