Uncertainty Enthusiast Mugs

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think I can". (train)

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Happiness

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

1986 is my year

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die