Contingency Enthusiast Mugs

"This is Plan A. I recommend we skip it and get right on to Plan B."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Surprise!"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Desert Island Mishap

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Attitude is everything, Sid. Remember: Life is 10% what happens to us, and 90% how we choose to react to it!"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.