Self-doubt Explorer T-Shirts

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

Insecurity Guards

"What was I thinking?!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"Adolescencia"

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

'I just feel so used all the time.'

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

Flowchart of an idea.

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

'Thank you for gently guiding me toward insight.'

"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"Therapy is wonderful. Finally to have someone who pays attention to my self esteem issues."

Duelling personalities.

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

"Well, Mr. Trouble, it's likely your low self esteem is linked to your given name."

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

Psychiatry. Why go on a voyage of self-discovery when I can just Google myself?

Selfie-Conscious

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'