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'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

"Just because we don't doesn't mean we can't."

Chiller Theatre

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Pastorius wonders why.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Needs to get a life"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Is this who I am?"

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"So...do you have a job now?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

Business Sisyphus

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"