Impossibility Explorer Gifts

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

"Just because we don't doesn't mean we can't."

Chiller Theatre

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Needs to get a life"

Pastorius wonders why.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"So...do you have a job now?"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Is this who I am?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"But what if this is all there is?"

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Business Sisyphus

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Teen's Comet

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"