Impossibility Seeker Gifts

Chamisso's 'Peter Schlemihl' - Peter Chases his Shadow

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

The Salesman

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Things are looking up!"

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Tic-tac-toe

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"You used to be that ambitious."

Can't Touch This

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

GLAD-YOU-ATION

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"