Risk Rollercoaster Rider Gifts

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Very Difficult Conversations

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

Face Painting.

"Oh no! You, again?"

'We're in a hurry.'

Stock Hurricane Ride

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

Roller-coaster

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Theme Park 'n' Ride

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Stock Market Index Fund and In case of Emergency Manic Depressive Therapy.

Arrivals and Departures

"And that was with the handbrake on!"

"Have fun at the carnival...and I can do without the comments on my driving!"

Tunnel of Butts.

Pollock, The Ride

'I used to be bipolar till I started supporting England.'