Life's Rollercoaster Rider Gifts

Arrivals and Departures

'...Franklin realised he'd become bald during his trip home.'

Very Difficult Conversations

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Face Painting.

"Oh no! You, again?"

'We're in a hurry.'

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

Economic

Roller-coaster

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Laughing till you cry

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

'I'm mad as hell, but also very apathetic.'

Bipolar Bear.

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Mood Swings.

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere.

Stock Market Index Fund and In case of Emergency Manic Depressive Therapy.

Pollock, The Ride