Carnival Thrill-seeker Pillows

'We can talk about money later.'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Clown Face Painting

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

Carioca

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The Brazilian Blow dry

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

A fairground attraction

Face Painting.

Bumper Limos

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Swinging through the jungle.

"Guess the weight you used to be"

Face painting - children have no faces

Gracie goes over to the college recruitment tent at a carnival.

Hit a duck, win a prize.

Guess your cholesterol

"Honestly, it's not what you think. Mostly it's just a seemingly never-ending series of pointless tasks - but at the end of it you get to sit down in front of a TV with a beer."

Clown Nightmares

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"take your best shot, counselor."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'