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Zombie Christmas

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

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"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A Creature WAS Stirring

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

"It's her first snowman."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Christmas Dwarves

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

Santa Claus

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

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