Travel Thrill-seeker T-Shirts

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

3 - Card Monte Travel: 'Find the red queen you travel free!'

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

The rocket powered skiier

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Snowmobull

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Little girl skiing.

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

Swinging through the jungle.

Tunnel of Workaholics

Man sledging on his stomach.

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

BMX riding in Bavaria

"How much for just the ring?"

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

Jumping in the deep end.

Ski cannon.

'The Tropics Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

Extreme Carolling

Santa Snowboarding

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"Why do we do this again?"

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

'Thousands and thousands of mountains in the world, and we had to pick a VOLCANO to meditate on top of!'