Sea Thrill-seekers Gifts

Shark Attacks

"I thought he was a Puffer Fish."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Shred the plank."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Lovers scuba diving

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

Scuba Diving Devil

Virtual Lap Dancing

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

"How much for just the ring?"

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

'Wheee!!!'

Jump for joy. It's Christmas.

Pirates of Penzance, Frederic and Mabel

'It's Flapper! We're saved!'

Emergency Brake

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

'I'm sorry, Sir. this lifeboat is reserved for first class passengers only.'

'You're lucky! Most shark attack victims don't survive injuries like yours!'

The Coffin Ships

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