Sea Thrill-seekers Gifts

Shark Attacks

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Shred the plank."

Lovers scuba diving

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Virtual Lap Dancing

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Scuba Diving Devil

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

"How much for just the ring?"

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

Pirates of Penzance, Frederic and Mabel

'It's Flapper! We're saved!'

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

Emergency Brake

Jump for joy. It's Christmas.

'Wheee!!!'

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

'You're lucky! Most shark attack victims don't survive injuries like yours!'

'I'm sorry, Sir. this lifeboat is reserved for first class passengers only.'

The Coffin Ships

Excess Baggage: Our advice? Enjoy your vacation while you can.

"Please turn off all mobiles."