Aquatic Thrill-seekers Gifts

Scuba Diving Devil

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Diving Cat.

"Shred the plank."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Lovers scuba diving

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Skier leaves his skis behind.

When Seniors Fly

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

At home with the brass section.

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

'He's Dyslexic.'

"Yep, that's water retention."

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'Fred, I think you better get rid of those flys on you hat.'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

"I thought he was a Puffer Fish."

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

What's that fish doing up there? Didn't you tell me to send for a piano tuna?

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

'Talk about rough courses!'

Shark Attacks