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Scuba Diving Devil

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Diving Cat.

"Shred the plank."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Lovers scuba diving

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

When Seniors Fly

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

At home with the brass section.

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

'He's Dyslexic.'

"Yep, that's water retention."

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'Fred, I think you better get rid of those flys on you hat.'

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

'Talk about rough courses!'

Shark Attacks

'You're lucky! Most shark attack victims don't survive injuries like yours!'