Water Thrill-seeker T-Shirts

"Please turn off all mobiles."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Skier flying past mountains

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Swinging through the jungle.

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

Scuba Diving Devil

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"How much for just the ring?"

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Canoes

Jumping in the deep end.

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

'Get going or wait for the tide?'

"I thought he was a Puffer Fish."

Dive in...

Santa Snowboarding

Tunnel of Life with shark fin entering.

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds.'

Shark Attacks

"Wow! That guy came out of nowhere."

'Thousands and thousands of mountains in the world, and we had to pick a VOLCANO to meditate on top of!'

Action Collaging

Lawnmower racing

"Having any luck?"

Look before you leap.

A Man Ignores A Warning Sign.

"Try to take more part in sport, but not bungee jumping or hang gliding."

'I knew we shouldn't have gone out walking in a thunderstorm!'