Aquatic Thrill-seeker T-Shirts

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Shred the plank."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Scuba Diving Devil

"Don't forget to send selfies."

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Canoes

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

Jumping in the deep end.

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

"I thought he was a Puffer Fish."

'Get going or wait for the tide?'

Dive in...

Santa Snowboarding

Monster in the sea.

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

I smell something humany.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds.'

Action Collaging

Shark Attacks

Fishermen with no catches are told that there were lots of fish caught a few days earlier

'Thousands and thousands of mountains in the world, and we had to pick a VOLCANO to meditate on top of!'

"Wow! That guy came out of nowhere."

Lawnmower racing

'You're lucky! Most shark attack victims don't survive injuries like yours!'

The autonomous automobile.