Aquatic Thrill-seeker T-Shirts

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Shred the plank."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Scuba Diving Devil

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

Canoes

Jumping in the deep end.

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

Dive in...

Santa Snowboarding

Monster in the sea.

'Get going or wait for the tide?'

I smell something humany.

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"Wow! That guy came out of nowhere."

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds.'

Lawnmower racing

'Thousands and thousands of mountains in the world, and we had to pick a VOLCANO to meditate on top of!'

Shark Attacks

Action Collaging

Fishermen with no catches are told that there were lots of fish caught a few days earlier

'You're lucky! Most shark attack victims don't survive injuries like yours!'

Look before you leap.

A Man Ignores A Warning Sign.