Maritime Thrill-seeker T-Shirts

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Shred the plank."

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Swinging through the jungle.

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

No Shoes, No Service.

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"How much for just the ring?"

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Jumping in the deep end.

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

Monster in the sea.

Santa Snowboarding

"I thought he was a Puffer Fish."

'They aren't displaying any international distress flags, sir.'

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

Shark Attacks

Pirates of Penzance, Frederic and Mabel

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

'You're lucky! Most shark attack victims don't survive injuries like yours!'

The autonomous automobile.

"Try to take more part in sport, but not bungee jumping or hang gliding."

Look before you leap.

A Reasonable Time for Concern.

The worst ever scenario.